I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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