He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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