That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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