I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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