dude i'm inner monologue high
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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