I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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