There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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