someone threw a dead crab at me
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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