his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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