Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
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