idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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