I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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