why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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