just come out here and I will go home with you...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Randomize
