What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I could have mohawked her pubes.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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