Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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