John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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