It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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