would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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