Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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