it was like his penis was on wheels.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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