you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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