Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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