I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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