Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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