I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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