its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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