Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
