Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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