OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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