i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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