Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
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