we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Randomize
