I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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