yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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