he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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