I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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