i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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