Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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