It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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