She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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