i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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