I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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