What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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