I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
