Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You have to summon your inner elephant
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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