You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Drunk is not a location!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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