we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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