He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
