That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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