Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
