Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My first STD was from a foam party
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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