i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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