I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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