people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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