you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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